So, today out of sheer boredom I have created this Epic EPIC blog. In said blog, you will encounter random thoughts of the day, deep thoughts of the day, or maybe just whatever is going on in life, If I feel like posting something, it will be posted.
Furthermore I spent about 2-3 hours coming up with a really clever title just for this blog. 2-3 HOURS! That is how seriously I take this thing. A special thanks to Liz, Caroline, Margaret, Joshua, Tressa, Haley, and Josh, all of your ideas led to this final title of epicness.
I created this blog to plant the seed of my opinions in each and every one of you. Each new post is the water and sunlight. And slowly your minds will take part in reading every word, every story, and every random thing that pops into my head. Take pride in the reading of each of these posts. Maybe one day, this will be the classic literature your children will read in their English Honors class. These posts will need some serious proofreading and your children will get some SERIOUS, serious practice. Like really good practice.
As a warning, I may not be using much discretion in my posts. I will try, but I cannot make any guarantees. It may be some what inappropriate...not really, but it may come up. IN CONCLUSION: Viewer Discretion is Advised. Because the writer may not be as discreet as he should be.
Here is an example of the kind of stuff you will see:
Today in my communications class, I was really bored and attempted to finger whistle. Kim, who was sitting next to me, saw me do it and tried it too. She put her fingers in her mouth and let out a nice loud whistle, and in the process scared herself with the noise. I pretty much laughed until I cried. It was pretty funny. You probably just had to see it (because even the kids who were there weren't laughing)
So there is a small bit of a post you might see. If I feel like posting a random story, quote, idea, music video, or video, just read it/watch it (with discretion) And I think I will end each post with a funny quote to leave it on a good note. Please post comments on how I might improve my Blog for future posts.
So here is a funny story for today's post which I would like to share with all of you:
My sister was listening to Glee with my mom. She started talking about a character named "Quinn" My sister said
"I love the name Quinn"
To which my Brother-in-law, opposed.
Scott: "I don't want to give my daughter a boys name!"
Romney: "If we give her a boys name, we can give her a really girl-y middle name. Like Elizabeth. Quinn Elizabeth."
It was totally unintentional but still stinking funny!
For future posts, I will take note of funny happenings during the day/week/weekend/month and post them. Hopefully you find them humorous too.
So, this is the dawn of a new age. My blog is now official. I am now realizing HOLY CRAP! WHAT AM I GOING TO POST IN THE FUTURE!? well...we will find out soon enough won't we? I hope you enjoy it. because this was the best of Tim, it was the worst of Tim.
Tim(e) Out!
From Stranger Than Fiction:
Dr. Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
Harold Crick: What is wrong with you!? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
Dr. Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.